Good day pack,
I hope you are keeping safe and sticking to the safety measures.
That brings me to another issue. Now the weather is becoming a little cooler my staff are up and about before me, I feel a little longer in bed is a pleasure not to be ignored. Invariably staff has prepared my breakfast and by the time I arise Male staff is hunched over his copy of The Racing Post, Female staff playing on her computer. Enough of this idleness I bark and glare at Male staff. He reluctantly shifts off his bar stool in the kitchen and goes to fetch the lead. I wait and hold my counsel . Invariably we get to the bottom of the drive and I shout ‘ Muzzle', I sit patiently as Male staff, a creature of small brain slinks back to collect his muzzle. Eventually I take him for his morning walk.
On the issue of 2 paws’ muzzles, masks I think they call them, I was strolling down the rambla taking Male staff for his morning walk after the rigmarole of him forgetting his ‘mask', as usual. I asked him when he had changed his mask,
‘Well March’ he said, ‘lockdown you know', so you have been wearing the same mask since March ? Washed it? He looked uncomfortable, that is both disgusting and unhygienic I carried on. And you make a fuss about my bathing regime! It’s amazing that you have not gone down with some dire disease let alone Covid. You must burn that one and buy two more and wash them after use.
Now I don't know about you but I am still having troubles with staff. It was Female staff’s birthday and I suggested to Male staff we celebrate the fact and as staff often chat with one another he come up with some ideas (a novelty I might add!). We elected to go away for the weekend somewhere by the sea, not too far, that I and they would enjoy. Male staff immediately attacked his computer and came up with a rated hotel in Carboneras right on the beach, fine food, sea view, beach for me to run on we were assured.
The day arrives, staff clean my Mercedes Benz, load up my essentials and their meagre cases. Male staff puts on his sunglasses, (reminds me of The Sopranos), and off we go.
Arriving at our hotel Male staff goes in to register, and comes out looking crestfallen. No Perro ( no dog in Spanish),says, male staff , I glare at him. Did you not check says female staff ? He mumbles, but they have an apartment, self contained we can have. We go across the road up a street and enter a block of flats, we go in and I go onto the Juliet balcony, nice view of that wall I say bitterly. We unpack and I take them down to the beach for a walk and there is the sign on the beach, No Perro I double glare at Male staff who is taking a great interest in the top of a palm tree whilst Female staff has cut off all communication with Male staff since.
As I say how much intelligence does it take to book a dog welcoming hotel and a beach I can run on. When I think I could have taken my case next door and stayed with the lovely Sue and Alan, pah.
Both staff have been down to Almeria and got their new TIE documentation for residencia which I note has my address on so I suppose I must put up with them a little longer however my patience is running thin.
Keep safe pack and remember muzzles, paw washing, and gels.
Dogs rule.🐾🐾
