This is my story...

I thought I should introduce myself although I am quiet well known in my home town of Arboleas, well Los Garcias actually.

I am Romanian by birth and brought up by a small family of which I was part of. However I could see that things in our home were difficult as the adult two paws no longer went out each day. One day we all went out in the car and I was let out for a walk, a few minutes later I saw the car drive off. I could not catch it.

After the shock of losing my small family I managed to survive by any means I could. I met a nice male dog and I had a few babies, I showed them how to stay alive in the wild. They were very good and soon wandered off to live a life of their own. Then came the day I was captured by two big two paws, silly me I was not paying attention, and put in doggy jail.

Hello again Pack and Neighbours,

One of my duties which I fell into was to watch the Formula One Grand Prix with male staff. He soon appreciated my grasp of racing strategy and tyre choice as well.

I was just settling down to a peaceful Saturday, nice walk, not too early out of my bed then, I was given a bath! Ok they lit the wood burner so I dried nicely, or should I say steamed. This is going to take a lot of rolling in L'eau de Fox to get my comfortable smell back. But then a couple known to male and female staff arrived with the Child from Hell.

He kept poking and prodding me when he wasn't dismembering furniture, ornaments, etc. Eventually male staff said to Child from Hell, "shall we go down to the beach with Skye?" I groaned, normally the beach would be fun (as long as it is not raining). Off we went, as we neared the beach I heard male staff say to Child from Hell "don't throw stones around Skye, she was frightened in her early life having things thrown at her". Needless to say Child from Hell started to throw sticks as we met the high tide mark. Male staff again said "don't throw anything around Skye", so Child from Hell started kicking pebbles. Well I thought time to have a career change. We were approaching the Blue Bird Cafe which has an outside seating area set below the beach walk. There was a splendid looking family eating at the first table, I'll approach them I thought. Mum, Dad, two well behaved offspring. I licked the Dad's ear for sympathy as I passed. Sadly he was drinking a cup of coffee, he leapt up to greet me, I thought, however his coffee sprayed over him and the immediate area. Ooops this may not be my finest hour.